Frosty the Dopeman and More Fun with Christmas Carols...

I found this over at Buried.com and thought it was hilarious! BE ADVISED, SOME OF THESE PARODIES ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!

Frosty the Dopeman
(sung to the tune of Frosty The Snowman)

Frosty the dopeman was a mildly happy soul
With an old crackpipe and a runny nose
and two eyes squinting like a mole’s
Frosty the dopeman was no fairy tale, no way
He wasn’t made of snow, but the children know
that he used some everyday
There must have been some magic in that
old syringe they found
For when they stuck it in his arm
he began to jump around

There's a lot more on his site that'll keep you laughing all night long. Quite refreshing compared to the typical fare we get every Christmas season. OK, maybe not refreshing, actually quite sick and twisted. Do radio stations still play non-stop Christmas music anymore, or does Clear Channel not believe in Santa?